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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 07:36
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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What sorts of music do cats respond to?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Still no good
Review | In its third season, ‘The Gilded Age’ is as staid and sudsy as ever - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Enhanced Box Score: Phillies 4, Cubs 3 – June 9, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Boisson Beats Andreeva, Updated French Open Women's Bracket at Roland-Garros - Bleacher Report
So they tried
Then came..
Just Forget it!
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics